Give me your tired, your poor, Your huddled nerds yearning to breathe free, The wretched refuse of your comic geeks. Send these, the hopeless, Goblin-tossed to me. I lift my Green Lantern beside the golden door.
We want to make your stay here as comfortable as possible. Make sure to introduce yourself, and tell us a little about yourself. We want to know all the juicy details! Then be sure to stop by the Cafe for some coffee and chit-chat, or the Ale Nest for a pint of Old Man Wee. Rumor is, if you put a quarter in his jar, Garmy will do the Naked Irish Jig for ya!